May 11th

I've spent the majority of the last 2 days sleeping and getting poked at by these people with lab coats. They like to talk with mommy about how cute I am but I just want them to hurry up and let my foot go. They collect all this red stuff and say its for tests. Mommy says I'm a good monkey everytime it's over. I don't know what monkeys are but they must be something special if i'm one. I hear lots of talk these days about this bili thing and lights. The nurses and doctor tell me I get to go tanning. This should be interesting.